Weight Room Surprise
We went to my house to get a movie, but she detoured to the weight room instead. Soon, she was giving me oral sex while her husband waited next door. I bent her over the bench and did her until we both were satisfied.
— Shaun, 30
Suspenders and Short Shorts
Up Against the Wall and Spread 'Em
6 Genius Things to Say to a Woman
We don't often turn to Homer Simpson for relationship advice, but occasionally he's right on the mark. "When it comes to compliments," he's said, "women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters, always wanting more...more...more! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return."
The Most Common Lies Men Tell
Before you get fired up about his constant fibbing, know this: We are all genetically programmed to lie. And we do it all the time. Studies have shown that most people lie once or twice a day - that's as much as you brush your teeth! And over the course of a week, we deceive about 30 percent of those with whom we interact.