I am an air conditioning repair tech and I get to meet new people all the time. On one of my jobs, I was upstairs working. On my way out to my truck, I noticed the homeowner was watching porn on TV. I blew it off and continued to work. At the end of the job, I had to get my invoice signed, so I confronted the customer as he was still watching the movie. He asked if I wanted to watch it with him. In no time, we were on his couch pleasuring each other. He is now my favorite customer.
— Steve, 34
Blue Jean Babe
Your day won't be blue after seeing this Amrie Davis in blue jeans. Too bad jeans don't fit so well on everyone!
Not That Innocent
She might look like the sweet girl next door, but this sexy photo shoot shows Stacey's naughty side. All of them!
No Thanks: Gifts Women Don't Really Want
What woman doesn't love getting presents? In general, this is true. But if you get her the wrong gift, she may feel insulted, or realize that you two just aren't shoppers from the same great big catalogue that is life. If you want your relationship to last, then don't wrap any of these items in a big bow. She may not give you a kiss as thanks, but rather the kiss off.
"It's Not You, It's Me" and Other Breakup Clichés
While relationships are always a uniquely personal experience, for some reason the breakups almost always seem to follow the same script, right down to the tears, the protestations ("You're so great, really, but...") and the promises ("You're better off finding someone who will appreciate you").