The Hairy One

I'm married, but I work around a lot of hot women. I'm twenty-nine and work way too much. I see my assistant, Lauren, more than I see my wife. She is super hot and has a great body. Her skin is like silk, and she has legs that go on forever. Well, on to my story. We were working late one night and there was some wine that a customer had left as a gift. To make a long story short, we ended up on the conference room table. She was an animal and took every bit that I could dish out, but something happened that blew my mind and almost caused me to vomit. She asked me to do her from the back. When she turned around, I noticed that she had the biggest backside I had ever seen. On top of that, it was a dark rust color and had coarse black hair growing out of it. I said, "Oh, my God! What's wrong with you?!" She jumped up crying, ran out, and I never saw or heard from her again.

— Troy, 29