I recently took on an additional job as a bartender to gain some extra income. After training, I was scheduled to close by myself with one other server. She was hot, like five foot eight, skinny, with an apple bottom. Her uniform was tight black Lycra pants and a white button-up top. Boy, was I looking forward to closing. Sure enough, the time came and the manager disappeared into the office. While the waitress was showing me where to put away my condiment tray, she pushed me up against the wall and began giving me oral. The thought of getting caught and this hot twenty-two year old waitress going to town on me didn't let me last long. I can't wait to close with her again.
— Travis, 33
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