One day while feeling horny, I asked my house cleaner if she would be offended if I enjoyed some porn while she was elsewhere in the house. She said that it was fine. I hoped she would put her face around the door to the TV room, but unfortunately she didn't. The next week, I asked her if she wanted to take a tea break and enjoy a few minutes of a porn movie with me. She agreed! What she didn't know was that while she was making herself a cup of tea, I had lowered my shorts and was already enjoying myself on the sofa. When she came in, the look on her face was priceless. But to her credit, she just sat down, watched the film, and even handed me some tissues after I was done!
— Craig, 46
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