Bisexual Boating

I was out on my boat with a buddy, having a few beers. We started talking about sex and oral sex came up. I'm not sure who said it, but the gist was if you lay back with your eyes closed, you wouldn't know if it was a guy or girl doing you. One thing led to another, and the next thing I knew, there we were doing each other. The next day, he was very embarrassed, but I can't wait to get the boat back in the water.

— Cameron, 43