I enjoy accidently-on-purpose exposing myself. I have to be careful so I won't get in trouble. When I wear shorts in the company of men or women, I don't wear any underwear and I try to arrange the legs of my shorts so you can see up them. I have a small package, so I especially like it when men catch a look. I see them smile because then I know they saw my tiny manhood. Sometimes they will tease me about it and tell other guys, yet never admit they looked up my shorts. I wish I could think up other ways to expose myself and make it look like an accident. I really like showing off my small attributes.

— Calvin, 55