Beats A Long Argument

Once in a while, I get my wife very upset. When this happens, I know what is going to happen. She will order me to go to the bathroom, disrobe, and wait for her. During this wait, I know my bottom is going to get a real old fashioned spanking with her bath brush. It is too late to talk her out of my bottom being thoroughly whipped. One thing I know is that I never want a repeat performance of this event, and this thought remains in my mind. The entire procedure is over and done with quickly; and it sure beats long, drawn out arguments followed by hours of silence.

— Carl, 50