School Showers

One day after physical education, all of the guys headed to the shower room. I headed to my locker to get some clothes for after my shower, and when I walked in the shower room, all the guys were playing a game on who had the most pubic hair. A guy named Tim was the winner until I walked in and it got quiet in there. I said, "What's going on here?" One of the guys walked up to me and said, "Well, I thank we've got a new winner." I said, "What do you mean?" He said, "You have the most hair around your privates." After our showers, everyone came up to me, said congratulations, and gave me a high five. I was proud.

— Ian, 19