Clothing Theft Set-Up

On several occasions now, I have taken the hour long drive to the nearest beach with the hopes of a fantasy coming true. I go there wearing only a pair of shorts with no towel or anything else. I even clean out the car to make sure I have no extra clothes. I then sneak into the ladies' change room and strip, leaving my shorts on the floor in a stall or by the sinks. Then I sneak out to a nearby bush. After I watch several girls come and go, I sneak back in to see if my shorts are still there. So far, I have always found them. They are usually in the garbage, tossed on the floor, or out the door. One of these days, I won't be so lucky. I'll be left nude.

— Tyson, 44