Caught Him

I sent one of my best friends into our basement to get an extension cord. I realized it was in the garage instead, so I went downstairs to tell him. I caught him in our laundry room sniffing my wife's used panties. He didn't see me, and I hurried back upstairs. Later, I told my wife about it, and she said she thought it was nice that someone would want to know what she smelled like, seeing how I never was down there. I was shocked. About a week later, I was coming home from work, and my friend was leaving my house. I asked my wife what he was doing there, and she replied that he was sniffing the real thing. I couldn't believe it! My own best friend fooling with my wife!

— Julio, 33