Mistaken Sex

One day, I was over at my friend's house drinking some beers. After about a twelve pack, I decide to go to sleep. Some time during the night, I felt someone touching my junk. Well, at first I thought it was my friend's wife, but when I felt a finger go into my butt and I realized something wasn't right. When I turned over, my friend had confused me for his wife and was trying to get some. Well, I stopped him immediately. He staggered off and neither one of us has spoken of the incident since.

— Jacob, 21