Birthday Surprise

My girlfriend likes the look of shaved male genitals so much that on my birthday, she told me she had a surprise for me. She tied me up face down on the bed. She returned from the bathroom with a towel, razor, washcloth, and shaving cream and proceeded to shave all the hair from my abdomen, scrotum and privates. My initial protests went unheeded, and now she insists on shaving me once a week, after which we have great sex.

— Allen, 45