I Saw Her

Tonight my wife told me she was going out with some friends from work to celebrate a completed project. I told her to have fun and I decided to go catch a movie. I was sitting in the back of the theater and, as the lights went down, I saw my wife and her boss come in and sit about six rows in front of me. The movie had barely started and they were already making out. Halfway through the movie, they left and I followed slowly behind as they made their way to his car. I was standing in the dark parking lot watching my wife and her boss go at it in the front seat of his car. She came home later and I asked her how her night was. She said it was a little boring. She kissed me goodnight and told me she has a busy day at work tomorrow. I bet she does.

— Grant, 32