Doctor's Coming Over For Dinner

I can't wait to tell you this. My wife's doctor is a very good friend with us. When he comes over, I can't help thinking of him and my wife in his office. The same way my wife brushes her teeth for her dentist appointments, she trims her pubic hair and shaves her legs and armpits for her visits with her gynecologist. This morning, after I saw her putting on her cotton thongs in her closet, I saw the clippings of her pubic hair in the toilet. She is having her doctor's appointment this afternoon, and tonight he and his wife are coming over for dinner.

— Dylan, 42