Clothes In Trash Bags

A good-looking woman moved out of the house next door and asked if I would take the trash to the curb on trash day. She had about seven bags, six more than she usually puts out. Curiosity got the better of me, and I started opening them up. In one I found a lot of clothes she was getting rid of. I took that to the garage for a closer look. I found panties, bras, and thigh-high stockings in the bottom of the bag along with a sheer white nightgown and matching robe. I kept all of these in a box in the garage, and I kept the robe and nightgown in the basement. My wife and I arrived home from work one day to find the robe on the floor. That took a lot of dumb looks to pass off as belonging to the previous owners of the house. I guess the dog dragged it out. I still haven't found the nightgown.

— Craig, 50