Double Duped

Many years ago, I met a gorgeous, classy lady with whom I struck up an immediate friendship. It went on for a few weeks before the inevitable began to happen, and it was wild! But, strangely enough, on some dates she was cool and stand-offish even in bed. While on others she was, shall we say, not. The closeness went on for several months before it slowly became bland, and we gradually drifted apart. Then, about a year later, I got an invitation to her wedding. I went, of course, and at that time discovered that my classy, sexy, memorable lover was identical twins.

— Karl, 41