Sweetest Revenge

My wife cheated on me with a friend of hers, I don't know how many times, during our first year of marriage. I know this because I love wild sex and am very successful at making her talk dirty and confessing a lot of things. When she confessed this, I swore to get revenge. My plan is to have sex with her mom. To tell you the truth, it's been five years since that confession of hers, and the closest I've been to having sex with her mom was when we were having a party, and my mother-in-law got drunk. My wife told me to tuck her in bed, so I did that, but not before I told her in her ear that she was making me horny. She made this drunk woman giggle and played that she was asleep. I took that as an invite, pulled up her blouse, and started to give her some action. I didn't last long because everybody was still outside the house. Now, every time I see my mother-in-law, I wonder if she let me do that on purpose.

— Bradley, 30