A Young Exhibitionist

When I was much younger, I was an exhibitionist. I liked to expose my package to females in public. It was mostly while I was driving in my car. I would drive along side pick-ups, vans, and any vehicles higher than my car. I would unzip and expose myself, sometimes playing with it as I drove. I loved to look up and see the usually shocked but sometimes amused glances from the drivers or passengers. I didn't want to get caught, so I would drive along right beside them so they couldn't get my license plate number. Then I would take the next right exit as they went straight ahead. Ideally, I would complete just as I exited, and that was a real rush for me. Back then, nobody had cell phones or car phones, you understand. I would never try that today! Eventually, the novelty wore off, and I stopped. My days of fun in the car were over. It's not something I'm proud of. It just happened!

— Simon, 66