Grandson Asked Me
It was Christmas time and, like usual, my daughter brought her family to my house. She had recently been divorced, so this year was very odd. My grandson, Todd, would usually play football with his father. This year he seemed to be attached to me and asked me to show him my room. When we got to my room, he accidentally touched my penis through my pants. He stated to me, "Grandpa, your privates are big." I was shocked. I wasn't sure how to respond. But, I told him he needed to have this talk with his mother, which he did. He's a good boy, but was very curious at that stage of his life.
— Hank, 72
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