I Think She Knew

I love to dress in girls' things. My wife lets me do this but does not want to see me like that. One day, I was in my house upstairs and dressed up when in walked my mother-in-law. There I was in a bra and thong. I had to go down with a dressing gown on. I sat there with these things on under my dressing gown. I swear she knew as she did not stay long.

— Horace, 37