I Don't Get It

For our entire twelve-year marriage, I encouraged my wife to show more cleavage, of which she has plenty, and be more outgoing. She never would, and our sex life and marriages grew stale. We divorced six months ago, and she just went wild. I see her around town now with a different guy every time, and she is dressed to kill. Her fine breasts are hanging out, and she looks amazing. My friends tell me she gets around and is beyond easy. I don't get it.

— Ollie, 36