Warming Up To Mother-In-Law
Every year for the first few years of our marriage, my wife and I have visited her parents for Christmas and New Years. We would stay in my wife's old room. One year, a couple days after Christmas, we were all up late playing cards. My father-in-law went to bed first. Soon after, my wife also went upstairs to get ready for bed. I stayed after for a few minutes to help my mother-in-law put away the food and finish up the dishes. I have always jokingly flirted with my mother-in-law. She would always dish it right back at me. I am a couple years older than my wife, and my mother-in-law looks attractively young for her age. She swims or runs nearly every day. She has olive skin, long dark hair, and brown eyes. That evening, as she was bending over to put away a tray of food in the refrigerator, I slipped past her, grazing her backside. She said, "Watch it! You're living dangerously there, son." I walked over to the sink and placed a bowl in the sink. I jokingly said, "Danger is my middle name." She laughed and continued to put the rest of the food in the fridge. Then, she walked by me toward the pantry and pinched my ass. I rinsed and dried off my hands with a dish towel. Without giving it much thought, I walked over to her and grabbed as much of her nicely formed ass as I could and said, "You asked for it." She turned around and grabbed me by the belt buckle and pulled me up against her. She looked right at me and said, "Let's see what you've got." We both paused and looked each other in the eyes. We realized what we both were thinking. The next action was going to be real. We both stepped back and finished what we were doing without saying a word to each other. She said good night to me and went up to bed. The next day, I was helping the family take down the Christmas tree and put away the ornaments. I hardly said a word to my mother-in-law. My wife decided she wanted to go to town with her dad. I told her I was going to stay and finish up a book I had started I got as a gift. My mother-in-law decided to go upstairs and take a shower. After my wife and her dad had left, I couldn't help but think about what had happen the night before. I was really turned on by that event, and I couldn't get it out of my mind. I went up stairs and found the door to my in-law's bedroom wide open. I stood at the doorway for a moment, pondering whether to go in or not. The bathroom door was open a few inches. I then heard the water in the shower stop, and the shower door open and close. I could hear my mother-in-law using her towel and start to pull the door of the bathroom open. I stepped from the door way just enough to where she couldn't see me as she crossed from the bathroom to the closet. A minute later, she stepped out of the closet into the bedroom. She was wearing a white pair of panties and a bra. I couldn't help myself. As she reached for the pair of pants that were on the bed, I poked my head in the doorway and said, "Wow! Talk about dangerous!" She looked up at me and said, "You think so, ah?" I could feel my heart beating in my ears as I stepped into the room and walked up to her. I put my hand on her hip and slid it across her flat abdomen. I leaned against her backside to where she could feel how excited I was. She backed up, pressed hard against me, and turned to face me. After that, it was clothes off and to the bed where we spent nearly an hour having sex. After we finished, we both showered and went downstairs. Over the next few days, we would just exchange looks, but nothing else happened the rest of the time before we went home after New Years. Every year since then my mother-in-law and I have found time to have sex a few times a year. In mixed company, we stay pretty distant. In fact, my wife recently suggested I try to warm up to her mom sometime.
— Lamar, 35
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