Last year, I graduated from high school. My best friend's family is pretty poor and couldn't afford to get me a gift. His mom assured me that I would be getting one, though. One night over the summer, I was in bed playing with myself when I heard my door open and shut. I looked up, and there was my best friend's mom standing there. She asked me if I was okay with this present. I was so aroused that I didn't even answer. I just went over to her and started kissing her. That night was amazing. I never knew moms could talk so dirty. It was so amazing that we now go at it every chance we can get.

— Kenny, 19