I'm fifty-seven, and my mother-in-law is seventy-four. I was at her house doing some fixing of things. My wife had gone on a day trip with her friend, so we had the day together. After I finished up and had lunch, we sat in the living room talking. She still has some big breasts even though the rest of her is big, also. I told her that I had not slept well the night before and had a throbbing headache. I asked if she minded if I got a shower and laid down awhile. After the shower, I laid across the bed, covered with a sheet, and made sure to leave myself exposed. I heard her get up and, as she walked past the bedroom, she stopped to see my ridged member at attention. She came in and sat on the edge of the bed for a moment. Then, she reached out and rubbed it. I pretended to be asleep, and she rubbed until I lost it. She wiped me off and went back to the living room while I pretended to sleep. Forty-five minutes later, I came out and told her how relaxed I felt. Now, when I go over to work, she insists I look tired and should nap after showering. It's happened three times by hand and once orally so far. I think I will wake up on the next one and go for the big prize.
— Lou, 57
Back in Black
High heels, long legs and a sexy black outfit is all Bernice needs to get your attention. Sometimes simple is best, and she makes simple look outstanding!
Chain Letter Bikini
Do you want good luck for 20 years? Pass this photo gallery around and see Elena's barely there bikini held across her chest with a single gold chain!
Taken, But Available
Not every couple has a cute (or even socially acceptable) answer to the oft-asked question: "How did you two meet?" That's because for a surprisingly high number of couples, the answer is: "Oh, I stole him/her away from someone else."
"It's Not You; It's Me"
When you and your sweetie sit down to talk and you get the "It's not you; it's me" line, does it help? Not really - not in the long run. For a few minutes, you might believe that it's her, not you. Then you start thinking.... Unfortunately, the truth is always more complicated.