Dreams Are Made Of This

I was repairing my car in the garage when the next door girl showed up. We just kidded around for a while. Then I suggested she give me oral. To my surprise, she thought she would try it! She was nineteen and claimed to be a virgin. Next thing I know, we are banging away all over the house until I heard the wife's car pull into the driveway. We had to scramble, but what oral sex! Dreams are made of this.

— Henry, 60