I'm Fully Optioned

All my life I've wanted breasts. I finally learned how to grow them via the internet. I've been married, raised children, have a beard, and am very happy with my male package and breasts. They're all erogenous zones also, you know. I usually wear a bra and panties because they feel good, not to freak out others. After initially worrying, I find that no one seems to notice or care that I have 36A's. It's not much, but it's all mine! Try it, you'll like it.

— Gregory, 68