Big Screen Encounter

A couple of months ago, I was at one of those "big box" electronics stores. This one is open all the time, and I was there at 3:00 am. I couldn't sleep and wanted to see if they had a new DVD I'd heard about. I only saw one person in the store, a pretty twenty-something woman who I thought could help me find the DVD. Before I spoke, I realized that she was watching porn on the biggest screen I'd ever seen. She was totally into it. I tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around and we started kissing and, well, all the things that were happening on the screen started happening in the store, too. We never saw each other again, and I will never look at a big screen TV the same way again.

— Lenny, 22