Watched By The Park-Keeper

One Christmas when I was at college, we were all celebrating finishing the term. A gang of us took ourselves up to the park when we got thrown out of the pub. There were a lot of Christmas kisses going on. My girl and I paired off with different partners. I found myself behind the cricket pavilion. The park-keeper caught us and said we could get arrested for indecency. However, he said he would let us into the pavilion. So, very drunk, I had sex with this girl while the park-keeper watched.

— Saul, 34