The next door neighbor has always flirted with me. I am single, she is married with kids. She's on the chubby side, but has a really nice body. One Saturday afternoon as I was watching her through my window, she caught me looking at her. Fifteen minutes later, the doorbell rang. When I answered it, there she was. I thought she would be angry at me. Instead, she closed the door and we became intimate. I wanted to have sex with her, but she would not let me. She said it would be cheating. Hopefully she will let me do her some time. But for now, as long as I can get close to her, I will continue.

— Ross, 40