I Went In To Masturbate

My wife is so mad at me because I'm unemployed. It's been three months since we made love last time. She teases me all the time knowing I'm not going to find another woman. Last weekend, she asked our neighbor to put sun cream on her back. She asked him to untie her bikini top so she gets no tan lines. I got so aroused seeing him touching the sides of her breasts that I went in to masturbate. When I got back, she had sun cream on from neck to toes.

— Adam, 42