Cucumber Salad

After finding out I am way below average girth-wise, my wife decided to ask her sister about her husband's. Then she told me I had to do something to improve her satisfaction. Since then, I am using rugged condoms, but it is still not enough for her to be fully satisfied. A Saturday morning when kissing her good-bye before leaving to work, she was slicing a cucumber in the kitchen still in her bathrobe. I couldn't help fantasizing about it.

— Lonnie, 42