Holiday Fun

We were holidaying in a caravan in Poole. My wife and I both had too much to drink one lunchtime and decided to go back to bed for a while. When I woke up, my wife was still in a deep sleep. I pulled back the curtains, pulled back the bedclothes, and exposed her naked body. Her legs faced the window. I spread them apart. Anybody walking past the window would get a good look at her. Sure enough, some guy walked by and was treated to a view of her. He must have told his mates because every few minutes another guy walked by and had a good look in.

— Alfred, 45