Going Home to Mom

My girlfriend and I have been going out for three years now and it seems like we are always fighting over dumb stuff. Anyway, I was told that she was hanging on to some guys arm and kissed him. I was pissed off, so I had to do something to get that off of my mind. I jumped into my car and went for a drive and ran into her mom. We went out for a drink or two and finished the night off at her place, drinking more. Needless to say, we had sex on the stairs and moved up to the bed. All I can say is, "hell yeah!" Now I see where my girlfriend gets it from. I'm still sleeping with her mom because I just can't give up the best sex ever. So, I am dropping the girlfriend off and going home to mommy. It's a lot better. They say the older, the better.

— Conner, 24