Panties and Nail Polish

I have worn panties since I was a teenager. I didn't realize at the time that it was odd for a mother to buy panties for her son. She wanted a girl, and I was small for a boy. Now, I've started painting my toenails different colors and seeing if I can hide it from my wife. She only caught me once. I had on an iridescent polish that was hard to detect, except in sunlight. She commented on it as we were getting into the car. Next time, she can open her own door.

— Roy, 48