A Very Sexy Feeling

I have always wanted to get a manicure. So, one day I decided to finally do it. When I went in, the lady told me the special of the day was a manicure and pedicure for thirty dollars. So, I decided to do both. It was great. When she was done, she asked me if I wanted clear polish. I said I wanted clear polish on my hands, but I wanted something a little more exciting on my toes. She told me I would look good in bright red toenail polish. So, I let her do it thinking nobody would see it. After she was done, I remembered I was wearing sandals. So, I had to walk out with everyone looking at my freshly-painted toes. I got so excited that I now wear polish on my toes at all times. It's a very sexy feeling.

— Jeffrey, 39