Never Too Old!
A woman I've known at work for nearly twenty years recently had a birthday, and her co-workers decorated her office. The sign said "Happy 70th!" Until the company moved Maria's work station, we sat in the same area and had some common projects. From the first meeting, we would flirt with each other. I thought she was my age, so I asked her about the "joke" sign. She smiled and said it was not a joke and that she was seventy years old, which was fifteen years older than me! I expressed my shock and told her I'd like to take her out for a birthday drink. She agreed. This woman does not look a day over fifty-five. Of course, we flirted with each other at the bar, but we each thought the other was married. After a couple of drinks, the talk came more freely. I found out that she had been widowed twenty years earlier, and that was why she went back to work. She wore her wedding ring because she could no longer get it off her finger. I explained that I had been widowed five years earlier. After more drinks, it came out that the flirting over the years was more than half serious on both sides. I complemented her on how great she looked, and I asked her what she thought sex at seventy would be like. She knew I was checking out her body and said she had not had a man since her husband died. Then she smiled and said, "With the right guy, I'd like to find out." I knew that was the go ahead, so I followed her back to her apartment. She had exercise equipment in her living room and said she liked to keep fit. She certainly does! Probably because we are both old-fashioned, we did not just jump into bed. She made a couple more drinks, and then we started to kiss. As I carried her to the bedroom, she said, "Be gentle with me." It was the most passionate all-night sex I had ever had. It's been four months now since that first time. We both know the relationship is purely sexual, but at our ages we don't care. We just can't get enough of each other. We spend every weekend together and alternate between homes. Both places get cleaned and tidied, and we have great sex in between. At night we just nap and have sex. During the week? Let's just say life is good!
— Orson, 55
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When was the last time you saw a bartender this sexy? Even without your beer goggles on, you'll want to order a Sex on the Beach from Regina.
Step Up Before She Steps Back
Whether it's your first date or you've been together a few years, don't take the path of least resistance. If you're always expecting her to make the plans, pick the restaurant and movie, or cook the meal for an evening in, no wonder she's cranky and tired when it's time to snuggle. If you want a more positive response, take some initiative and show her you care.
Signs You're in a Dead-End Relationship
After investing so much time and emotional energy into a relationship, it's sometimes difficult to see that it's unraveling before your very eyes. While there are a few egregious signs that you should jump ship immediately (physical abuse or catching your partner in the sack with someone else), other symptoms of disease are easier to ignore. However, if you can learn to identify these symptoms, you might be better prepared for the inevitable split. Here are five signs that - taken alone or in combination - may indicate you or your partner might be headed for the door: