She Remembers Nothing
About four years ago, my wife and I got really drunk. We were in our fifties. We got back to the motel, and my wife was out cold. I took a lot of pictures of her. I then went down to the bar and looked for someone to have sex with her while I watched. I did find a couple of guys to come to the room. It was fantastic. I've tried to talk her into doing it with other men, but she won't. She doesn't know to this day what happened. I want to do this again, but she doesn't drink that much. Oh, what to do!
— Lamar, 60
Not That Innocent
Andrea looks like the sweet and innocent type; but when you see her in satin lingerie with her trademark "come hither" stare you'll know you're in for trouble!
Some models throw tantrums and behave like divas. But not leggy blonde Jessica Hall. The only things she throws are smiles for the camera.
Is Your Drive Stuck in Park?
Have you found lately that your engine is revving but the sparkplugs aren't firing? If so, first you need to recognize that you're far from the only guy to experience this less than satisfying scenario.
Men's Most Annoying Habits
You left the toilet seat up again. You're hypnotized by the television or that cute girl walking down the street. You just have to adjust your privates (are you checking that they're still there?) in public.