My mother-in-law, Debra, is very touchy feely. She is British, fifty-four, with short blonde hair and a gorgeous pair of breasts that really stick out. I have been through her lingerie and found a vibrator. The other night, I heard her pleasure herself. The next morning, I sucked the vibrator while she was in the shower. She doesn't know how much I want to make love to her, but I have a plan.

— Todd, 34