My Wife's Servant

Sometimes, my wife will leave me a written list of orders that I have to follow while she is out with her friends. While she is having fun, I clean the house wearing lacy satin PJs, a camisole, and tap pants under her command. I have to stand "in uniform" and read the orders out loud before she leaves. Each one begins with "I promise to..." and ends with the statement that "I deserve to feel the strap if I fail in this task to my owner's satisfaction". When she comes home and inspects my work and she's not pleased, I have to bend over the couch for a whipping once I complete the work under her stern supervision. If she is happy, she sits on my face as a reward. This was my idea, and I love it!

— Bruno, 44