Klaudia Kosta

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Klaudia Kosta

Copyright 2008 by Mike Brochu

Try These Pickup Lines

  • My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear. (She replies, "Yes, I am!") Sorry, must be an hour fast!
  • Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
  • Do you believe in the hereafter? Then I guess you know what I'm here after!
  • Touch her on the sleeve and ask, "Is this cotton?" Then touch her breast and ask, "Is this felt?"
  • So, do you wanna screw, or do I owe you an apology?