Klaudia Kosta

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Klaudia Kosta

Copyright 2008 by Mike Brochu

Try These Pickup Lines

  • If you were a president, you would be "Babe-ra-ham Lincoln."
  • Are you an angel, or are you just here for sex?
  • Touch her on the sleeve and ask, "Is this cotton?" Then touch her breast and ask, "Is this felt?"
  • They might ask you to leave soon. You're making the other ladies in here look bad.
  • Do you have a twin sister?(She replies, "No.") Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.