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Try These Pickup Lines

  • You remind me of a doorknob on a freezing day. If I put my tongue on you, it's not coming off.
  • You're like a add meaning to my life.
  • You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!
  • Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
  • Would you be impressed if I stuck my tongue out and licked my eyebrows?