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Try These Pickup Lines

  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
  • You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear!
  • I will gladly marry you next Tuesday if we can have the honeymoon tonight.
  • Here's my library card 'cause I'm definitely checking you out.
  • If I pet you, would you follow me home?