The 5 Sex Moves She Hates

Fellas, consider for a moment where the bulk of your sexual knowledge was learned. Porn? Some kid on the school playground? Your clueless friends?

Maybe it's time to rethink some of your theories on how to satisfy a woman - starting with these common mistakes.

You're Goal Oriented

One of the biggest mistakes men make is to touch their gals only when they want sex. That makes your lady feel resentful, not romantic. Make sure you're putting in some nonsexual contact time - holding her hand, surprising her with hugs and not being stingy with your kisses. Women need to feel a positive connection with their lovers long before the nudity happens.

But So-and-So Loved It

Never, ever assume that a never-fail sex move that drove your ex crazy will work on your new girlfriend. Bedding a new woman is like traveling to a foreign country. Sure, you recognize the mountains and villages for what they are. But you need to learn the language and customs, or you risk offending the locals and getting deported.

Overlooking Ouch Factors

Please do not jab her sensitive girl parts with your rough hands and ragged nails. Don't rub hot spots until she goes numb. And don't squeeze her breasts like you're testing grapefruit. That's not to say she doesn't like it a little rough now and then. She'd just rather you focus that not-so-tender attention on the parts of her body that can take it.

"Impressing" Her With Positions

Do you keep twisting her this way and that, trying to impress her with your porn-star moves? Sure, a little variety keeps things spicy, but to certify her satisfaction, find a move that works and stick with it until things reach their logical conclusion.

Assuming She's Satisfied

Just because you got off doesn't mean she did, too. Even if her midcoitus scream fest left little doubt as to your success as her lover, it's never a bad idea to make sure there's nothing more you can do to please her.

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