Please be fat like me,
become a glutton,
fill your mouth with chololate and candy
whenver you can to
be fat like me

Your perfect abs would be destroyed
and you biceps would curdle,
but atleast we would be one in the same,
be fat like me

Your legs would swell and your fingers would too,
your cheeks would round out,
and your butt would sag,
but you'd be fat like me

Your humor wouldn't change,
and neither would you kisses ( I think; you've never kissed me)
and Your smile would still radiate,
and you'd be fat like me

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