Cupid is a pain
A pain in the brass
Cupid is so nosy
I wish he'd give me a pass

He's so rosy and cute
a silly little sprite
But if he comes around me
He's in for a fight

I hate Valentine's Day
I hate it I do
It's fake and it's phony
But I love YOU, I do.

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