Birthday party

Birthday birthday everywhere I go
I see cars that are getting presents for kids
When it was the birthday there was a lid
people didn't know what it was
they had thought it was gas
but as always they were fine
except for when she saw pails of ugly snails in a line.
She started to scream and started to shout
that she wanted to pout.

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