read me

I'm sure you can imagine
it's simple as can be
the place is very close
the players he and she
she whispered "will it's hurts?"
"of course not", said he
"it just a little process,
so darling, rely on me."
it's getting rather painful
the tears came to her eyes
it's getting rather difficult
it must be QUITE A SIZE.
"so calm yourself my darling"
his face behold no sin
"now open slightly sideways,
so i can stick it in."
then suddenly with a jump
she gave a little shout
it's all over now.
thank God he pulled it out...

now as you read this poem
he's a dentist you may find
it's not what you are thinking
it's just your "dirty mind".

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