The Jade Empress meets Captain America

She was enthroned upon a pink cloud of credit cards , surrounded by a golden Peach tree orchard that rained it's ripened fruit upon the world day and night and at a fraction of the cost.... Captain America parked his shopping cart , and exclaimed, "Oh great Empress of all commmodities, your childrens fingers are bleeding ." Her silver capped smile shimmered even unto her glossy black hair like a halo of past economic saviors and stated "Oh the fond memories ,my captain, when the land of the free was as young as your children in the work houses!" Captain America winced and replied, " I don't remember that!"......... l

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