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Strange lady, quite sassy
was Dr. Galassi.
In a room all stated at her;
that body wouldn't quit
nor stay homebound to knit.
She'd steal a man's heart, for sure;
before he knew, entrapped
with his very blood tapped.
Well kept riddle, as it were.

Yet secrets are to break.
The truth becomes heartache.
Friends know her a Missy Ann
in private life on streets,
really known between sheets.
But found out, Missy was Dan!
Nightlife became pissy
thinking she a Missy.
The good Dr. G's a man!

Now he can't find a trick
for a night with a Dick.
There is nothing now to show.
Dr. Dan Galassi
blew his cover' "class
young woman" had to go.
Everyone backed away.
Soul turned to pure decay.
(I too fell for her, you know.)